Shake your Martini, not your kid
Anyone else think their head may explode because of their allergies?
I seriously am in stuffy nose, sore throat and migraine hell. I have good company, though. Most of the folks stopping by the box store were buying loads of anti-sneeze meds, too.
So, writing this post may be a bit tricky. I mean, I am trying to keep my left eyeball from popping out of my head.
Anyhow, I was catching up on some news today, and I saw this lovely gem.
WTF, Apple? I’m not supposed to think about dead babies when I see a cute little glowing Apple. I’m supposed to think about Justin Long looking all wide-eyed and thinking, “Wha?!? What just happened?”
OMG. It’s a baby. Oh, it’s so cute.
Oh, no. Baby is crying. Shush, baby, shush.
Cute little red Xs over baby’s eyes – You win!
That’s just uncomfortable.
I mean, I have made inappropriate baby jokes here and there, but come on.
Totally not good for the brand, Apple.
BBC News said the following at the end of the print story:
“The outrage over Baby Shaker came as California-based Apple celebrated the one billionth download from its App Store, which was launched just nine months ago.”
Man. Really, it could not get worse/better.
And after that lovely news piece, I think I’ll tell you all that I have a new freelance gig, and a tryout for another awesome writing gig (did I mention I like totally want it way more than I wanted the green unicorn I requested when I was a kid?).
Yeah. That’s a lot of likes, man. Alotta.